The Invisible Life of Poet #72 - Poet v. Gus IV
Merry Christmas, Chappy Chanukah, etc. to all my fans. Thanks for making Poet the #1 best and most popular comic strip in the country. It is thanks to your continued support that I spent last night sleeping in a flooded mineshaft and ate truck tires for breakfast. If I was any more successful, I might have to start eating people. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go to Home Depot for some weather stripping to keep the poison fumes out of my kitchen/rat colony.