The Invisible Life of Poet #71 - Poet v. Gus III
Remember Joshua Grossman? Of course you don't. I doubt any readers beyond my family and friends can recall episode #26, in which Joshua, the big Jewish kid, made his debut.
I don't hold it against you even though you are a poser. You might say, "but I liked Life of Poet before it was unpopular - back when it was hugely unpopular!" A TRUE fan would have liked Poet before it was even PUBLISHED, before it was even DRAWN!!! So basically, I have no real fans. And that's what makes me great (also being a supergenius and all.)