I Challenge Joe Lieberman to a Fight
Dear Mr. Lieberman,
Put down the dick for a second and read these words carefully.
I challenge you to a fight. No weapons, no tricks, just straight fist-on-fist action. This time, however, you might be surprised to find the fist in your face, not your ass. I want to feel the tactile sensation of crushing your cum-saturated esophagus so you can never again talk about your undying love for your gay fuck-buddy, George W. Bush.
The winner of the fight will gain sole possession of your senate seat, in accordance with the US Constitution (Appendix F - for Fuck You!!!)
If you agree, meet at the parking lot behind the Wendy's in Seattle. We're going to settle this forever. Or are you a pussy???