Wednesday, December 07, 2005

I Challenge Joe Lieberman to a Fight

Dear Mr. Lieberman,

Put down the dick for a second and read these words carefully.

I challenge you to a fight. No weapons, no tricks, just straight fist-on-fist action. This time, however, you might be surprised to find the fist in your face, not your ass. I want to feel the tactile sensation of crushing your cum-saturated esophagus so you can never again talk about your undying love for your gay fuck-buddy, George W. Bush.

The winner of the fight will gain sole possession of your senate seat, in accordance with the US Constitution (Appendix F - for Fuck You!!!)

If you agree, meet at the parking lot behind the Wendy's in Seattle. We're going to settle this forever. Or are you a pussy???


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